Sarah Palin is a Dumb Ignorant Trashy Bitch!!!

September 3, 2008 at 2:56 pm (Rants) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The following is intended as Political Satire.

Definition of satire: a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn.

Democrats! You need to get up off your asses and start pumping out some ads about Sarah Palin!!! First you can focus on the video where she talks about the war in Iraq being “God’s Will”, then, you can turn the spotlight onto her crazy-ass husband, who belongs to a group that supports Alaskan independence from the United States. Then, you can make an ad pointing out the EXTREME disgusting hypocrisy of the right wing lunatics who preach all about “family values” while they support their 17 year year old daughter being a GIANT WHORE and force her into horrible life of deferred dreams and missed opportunities! I FEEL SO SICK I COULD PUKE INTO SARAH PALIN’S MOUTH!!! She’d probably like it because she’s dirty like that. Come on, you all can tell just by looking at her! Right? You just know she loves to get her freak on! Why do you think her daughter couldn’t keep her legs shut? It’s all genetic ya know!

Anyhow, the Palin family are a bunch of trashy LOSERS who need to move down South or at least to West Virginia! Would they not feel more at home sitting on their porch, strummin’ on a washboard and shukin’ corn for moonshine?

Sarah Palin is so stupid that she yammers on and on about Jesus and God. We just can’t have someone who ACTUALLY believes in that crap! At least when Obama does it I know he doesn’t really mean it and is just doing it to pander to the morons in our country. Jesus is a pagan sun-God story, you crazy dumb dumbs!!! we can’t have a Vice President or President who seemingly truly believes in Jesus! Just look what happened the last eight years with Bush! Our society is in RUINS!!! No one can afford gas! We’re involved in a horrible war! The environment is falling apart! Ice shelves are floating off to sea! Snow caps are melting! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT NIMROD REPUBLICANS!!! JESUS DOESN’T EXIST!!! And if he did, I highly doubt he would lead us into the situation we’re in now! DUHHHHHHHHH!!!

Now, someone tell me, do these people (Republicans) honestly think that the United States is in a good situation right now? Really? Like do they really think that not being able to afford to drive to work is something that Jesus would want? Because George Bush is all up in Jesus’s ass, so wouldn’t it stand to reason that Jesus would be guiding the country and helping out? Well if this is what Jesus leads us into, I say FUCK YOU, JESUS!!!

Now let us move on to Sarah Palin’s lack of experience. How dare these fake-smiling Republican women play the “woman card” and tell anyone who criticizes Palin’s experience that they are being “demeaning to women”? What a JOKE!!! Cut me a break! She’s not a lightweight, she’s a featherweight! Mayor of a tiny Alaskan town and Governer for not even two years??? That is who will be President if John McCain succumbs to old age. Under two years experience is NOT ENOUGH qualify someone to be President or Vice President. And these are the same people who yammered on and on about Obama not having enough experience! HYPOCRITES ALL! What will Sarah Palin say when she sits down with world leaders? She’s in soooo far over her head it’s scary!

And she is also a BAD MOTHER. Yes, that’s right. But not for the reasons you’re thinking (neglecting and abondoning a special-needs child). She’s a bad mother because she KNEW her young daughter was pregnant and yet she did not care about the consequences her daughter would face in the press. She thrust her young girl into the vicious attacks of the media and bloggers like me without a care in the world. DISGUSTING.

So let’s review. Sarah Palin: BAD MOTHER, DUMB, NO EXPERIENCE, TRASHY, MEAN, CRAZY. Now is that who you want as VP of our country? 

Come on Democrats! Get with the program! You have so much fodder here! And to you, Barack Obama, stop being so damn good and upright, would ya? You need to start ripping this woman the new and improved giant asshole she wants and deserves!  

Join with me in destroying Sarah Palin’s name and reputation in a mean-spirited yet highly effective way by slamming her with negative ads and smear campaigns! YEAH! WOOOHOOOO Screw you Sarah Palin! you SUCK!!!!!!!!


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